Ole for Jose's Chimi Chat!
Well, I'm Doug (right) and this is Neal (left). (Yep, I'm the bald one, so excuse the glare coming off your computer.) We've designed this newsletter to be a lot of fun. (Otherwise you would delete it) We are going to keep you in the know on groovy promotions, (Yes, I just brought back the word groovy) free food, music schedules, wacky stuff, give always, and much more. Besides, something's always happening at Jose's!

See ya at Jose's!
Doug (Big Chalupa)

I'm seeing stars!!
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Hello my little Chimichangas!
Jose's Dickson St. is in its 26th year of existence and Jose's Southwest Grille Springdale just had its two year anniversary. We've learned a lot of things during this time and would like to share a few of them with you. Cool? Here goes...

Yeow!Sucking up to our beer delivery guy still doesn't get us free beer. (The beer guy likes it though.)

Yeow!Dragging our feet across the carpet and then trying to light the chip fryer is not a good idea. (Yours truly.)

Yeow!We learned how to put a proper help wanted ad in the paper.

Busy restaurant is looking for excellent servers (That will stay longer than two weeks) who enjoy people and smile (With a full set of teeth) without effort. You must be able to distinguish confusion from busy, be able to go with the flow... and have the gumption to not serve food that isn't up to our restaurant's high standards. You must care about the way you look and not wear perfumes or have other odors that make patrons want to barf. You must be able to leave personal problems (Good Luck) at the door. If you have a mate or spouse who interferes with your work... if you have a chemical dependency... have no sense of humor, or can't work weekends, please sail on by this ad and work for one of our competitors! If you have what it takes, apply in person when were not busy. Equal Opportunity Employer.

Ole for Joses!

Yeow!Owning your own restaurant is suicidal.

Yeow!Rogaine is for your head, not your back. (Please don't picture this one)

Yeow!Habenero Peppers are not a good idea in kids food and do not make a good margarita garnish.

Yeow!The History Channel is not a wise choice to have on in your dining room when the Hogs are playing.

And you were wondering how we ever made it in this business?
Still haven't deleted yet? Cool. Read on!

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We're putting the "Happy" back in Happy Hour!
(Yappy Hour for those of you that won't shut up.) We have something going on every day of the week!
Something's always happening at Jose's!
Ole for Happy Hour!

5 Star Happy Hour!

Monday- Margarita Monday
Monday Monday, so good to me.All Swirls (frozen Sangria wine swirled with our frozen margarita in case you were wondering) are $3 during Happy Hour on Monday!

It's Chalupa Monday!(What the heck is a Chalupa?) A deep fried flour tortilla filled with ground beef, beans, cheese, jalapenos, lettuce, pico and topped with sour cream and guacamole. Chalupas available on Mondays only, so don't miss out! Chalupa, Chalupa, Chalupa! (We just like saying it!)

Tuesday- Tequila Tuesday
Good for whatever ails ya
We feature our tequila of the week for you crazy tequila connoisseurs... (Yep, I'm one of em!) We have the states largest selection of tequila! Become a Jose tequila snob by joining out tequila club. (The winos will be upset!) Try one of each of our designated tequilas and receive a special limited edition, members only, tequila club T-shirt. Ask your bartender for details.
Join the Tequila Club!

Wednesday- Hump Day at Jose's
Oh boy!
TGIW (Thank Goodness It's Wednesday!) Our weekend starts today at Happy Hour from 4-6:30. Hurry, get a seat and join the fun. Ole for Hump day! I saw you at Jose's!!!!!

Thursday- Teacher Night at Jose's!
teachers pet
Class is out and teachers get schooled on Happy Hour at Jose's. All teachers receive 10% off entire bill plus food and drink specials exclusively for the teachers. Class Dismissed! (I should have sucked up like this when I was in college.)

Friday- Afterwork Network
Free at last!
It's Friday and that only means one thing. Happy Hour!

Join the afterwork network at both Jose locations. Get here at 4 o'clock for great food and drink specials. The boss won't even know you're gone! Listen to Jon and Deke on the Eagle 93.3 for your chance to win an office party at Jose's. (This promotion rocks!)

Something's always happening at Jose's!

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Tequila 101

mmmm ~ cactus juice!Agave
A distant relative of of the lily (Didn't know she had relatives?), but not in the cactus family (Divorced?). Agave plants are succulents with spiny, blue-green green leaves that grow out of a pineapple shaped base that take 8 to 12 years to mature. There are over 300 varieties, but only the blue agave, cultivated primarily in the state of Jalisco, is used to make tequila.

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And finally our Jose's advice of the day as it gets colder....

* * * let it snow * * *
Don't eat yellow snow, even if it looks like a frozen margarita.


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Jose's Mexican Restaurant : 324 W. Dickson St. : Fayetteville, AR : 479.521.0194
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