June 26, 2007 Hello my little bottle rockets Happy 4th of July to everyone! We hope that you have a safe holiday. (Light fuse and get away!) You need all five fingers to eat cheese dip so don’t blow any of em’ off with a firecracker! (Ok, you could actually eat cheese dip with only two fingers but let’s not go there.) A big ole’ out to all of our veterans and also our troops overseas protecting our freedom! Jose’s will be having a 4th of July party on the patio at the Jose’s on Dickson St. in Fayetteville, so come by, have a world famous margarita and watch a sky full of fireworks. Sorry, Springdale Jose’s is taking the day off. (My wife would kill me and my kids would pull out my last two hairs.) Anyway, please enjoy this issue of Chimi Chat- we always enjoy your comments from the feedback section. (FYI- We will not be hiring Paris Hilton’s personal assistant to read our emails. Thank you.) P.S. By the way, Jose’s doesn’t use Spam in our tacos nor do we spam through our email list. Your address is safe with us and will never be sold. (We have over 5,000 members!) We would love if you would forward Chimi Chat to a friend (or enemy.) so that they can sign up and enjoy the free stuff and cool info. (Our competition reads Chimi Chat too!) Neal (Head Taco) and Doug (Big Chalupa) .............................................. Cool Independence Day Quote: (Our Irish friends will appreciate this also.) “There, I guess King George will be able to read that.” John Hancock, after signing the Declaration of Independence John Hancock's signature is larger than any other because Hancock wanted to ensure that King George III would be able to read his signature without glasses. (Hey George. We threw your tea in the Harbor too! Booya!) Overheard a customer saying…. Oh man, I got cheese dip on my lapel. (Lapel? Can I get you a nice Chianti with your fava bean burrito sir? We also have Fried Ice Cream Brule for dessert.) .............................................. Karaoke Night at Jose’s in Springdale every Thursday! Attendance is huge so get there early to get a seat! (Oh my gosh! I saw you singing at Jose’s!) Let me rephrase that. (Oh my, gosh! Did you really sing that at Jose’s?) .............................................. Five easy ways to lose weight while eating Jose’s: 1. While eating your burrito hit the floor and do 50 sit ups. (Other customers won’t even notice. Ready? Go!) 2. Order a burrito minus the meat, cheese and tortilla. (Can I have a piece of lettuce please?) 3. Instead of eating your burrito, put it in your pocket. (You won’t lose weight until you take your pants off.) 4. Sprint around the block while eating your burrito. (You’ll be the talk of the neighborhood. There goes John again. Think he’s ok?) 5. During Karaoke Night after eating your burrito, sign up for one of Richard Simmon’s sweatin’ to the oldies songs. (Don’t forget to wear the tights. Hairdo optional.) .............................................. Something’s always happening at Jose’s! .............................................. Back by popular demand: Earl’s Garage Live 7pm Saturday June 30th at Jose's in Springdale. Our music is brought to you by our cool, groovy friends at ANB Financial! These guys rock! .............................................. You got to know when to hold 'em... Know when to fold 'em... Don't forget Texas Hold 'em live every Monday and Wednesday night starting at 7pm. At Jose’s in Springdale. .............................................. Arkansas’ Largest and Funnest Bike Nights! (No imitators. Just originators!) Bike Night Every Tuesday Night at Jose's in Springdale and Thursdays at Jose’s in Fayetteville. .............................................. Ok. Let’s get to the free stuff! (Life is like a box of chocolates. You neva’ know what ya gonna’ get.) Take me to the surprise! .............................................. Check out the new Chimi Hendrix t-shirt now in Tye dye! Want a free t-shirt? Email Doug why you think you should have one of our groovy Chimi Hendrix T-shirt’s. The best most creative email that can convince me they deserve one will win. (Sorry. Only one winner, so make it a good one!) .............................................. Arkansas largest selection of tequila! .............................................. for Jose's! .............................................. Feel free to contact us at any time! Talk to Neal at Jose's on Dickson St. Send your message Send the Big Chalupa at Jose's Southwest Grille in Springdale a few thoughts Talk to me

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